Tomb Raider: A Porn Tribute – What Will They Think Of Next?
Now for something a little dirty. Exquisite Films had just announced its full cast for Tomb Raider XXX. You can guess that the film is a porn version, more like a parody, of the Tomb Raider franchise.
Chanel Preston is going to play Lara Croft and we think that she is a good choice. The porn star is pretty much familiar with parodies as she already starred as Wonder
Woman in The Justice League of Pornstar Superheroes. You could say that she was able to take on the role of a strong and popular female character. You will also be seeing Lea Alexis as Jacqueline Natla, Kagney Linn as Amanda and Lee Stone as Larson Conway. Other cast members include Gracie Lam, Dani Daniels, Anthony Rosano, Nicole Aniston, Derrick Pierce, Evan Stone and Danny Mountain. The Stone and Mountain dudes, just by their names, identify themselves as porn stars.
The director of this porn parody is Joran Septo who also made porn parodies out of Saturday Night Fever and American Dad. For now, all we know is that at least the Lara Croft starlet looks the part. We don’t really have photos of the rest of the cast. Maybe the rest could look like anything for all we care as long as the guy playing Larson Conway looks the part.
As if there wasn't enough fan service in the game! Lara shows us the goods in Tomb Raider - Underworld (Credit: Square Enix)
The porn parody Tomb Raider XXX has just started production so it does not have a trailer yet. It should be a lot of fun like the Iron Man XXX trailer, though, if we have to have some expectations about this sex romp.
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